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A Useless Book
by Andrew Abel
Description
A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.
Reviews
“Utter rubbish. Not a single helpful fact. Zero stars, but I can’t count that low.”
— Mathly Incorrect Weekly
“The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.”
— Readers Indigestion Digest
“My chair enjoyed it more than I did.”
— Better Homes & Bookends
“Read it cover to cover. Still don’t know how many humps a camel has.”
— The Zoological Missed-it Monthly
“My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.”
— Parenting Panic Quarterly
“Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.”
— Aquatic Book Review & Snacks
“Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.”
— IQ Not Included
“A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.”
— The London Foghorn
“This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less.”
— Forgetful & Free Newsletter
“If I could unread it, I would. Twice.”
— Amnesia Weekly